May 2013
dansecondchannel:
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2
lolsofunny:
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
zeram:
maozedung:
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
hipsterloli:
“Bring confortable clothing fit for physical activities”
Me:
castiel-angel-of-the-lord:
thearcticmuser:
if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
hollybethan:
princess—tveit:
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
"I'm in "love" with someone I've never met"
sodamnrelatable:
Regular peoples’ reaction:
Tumblr peoples’ reaction:
That moment when you're so tired, but you don't...
sodamnrelatable:
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
arisaavena:
hiddledbythebatch:
territorialcreep:
rusharound:
atomiccrowbars:
stitchedego:
thebaronofthebells:
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
Liking someone
Liking yourself
this easily became the...
"Okay class, pass up last nights homework"
sodamnrelatable:
