dansecondchannel: “What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
zeram: maozedung: homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve i almost spit everywhere
hipsterloli: “Bring confortable clothing fit for physical activities” Me:
castiel-angel-of-the-lord: thearcticmuser: if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
hollybethan: princess—tveit: Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real. Me:
"I'm in "love" with someone I've never met"
sodamnrelatable: Regular peoples’ reaction: Tumblr peoples’ reaction:
That moment when you're so tired, but you don't...
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
ohitsjustkim: fairgroundsoldier: 01012012: friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate and your grave and eating your next pizza
arisaavena: hiddledbythebatch: territorialcreep: rusharound: atomiccrowbars: stitchedego: thebaronofthebells: liking someone who is already in a relationship Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship Liking someone who doesn’t like you back Liking someone who doesn’t exist. Liking someone Liking yourself this easily became the...
"Okay class, pass up last nights homework"